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Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!

Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!

by theyhateretro March 9, 2020