An amazing person, who can melt your heart. He is a bit if a crackhead hut he is nice. When you have a crush on a jordan, you will never leave him. You will think about him all the time. He will piss you off, but you always find a way to forgive him. He will steal your scrunchies, but will return them the next day.
And they smell like him.
And they smell like him.
by Horny 12 yr old December 29, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by c1oudz April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by penis in ur face June 13, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. a girl named Jordan is an all around fun person. She is always ready to party and can sometimes get a little too crazy. Jordan is also known to be incredible in bed. She will do anything for her true friends. Her emotions are well hidden but they are raw and it takes a lot for her to open up to a person. Make friends with this girl, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. Fuck her over and she will kill you.
That girl Jordan is crazy.
by alittlenamegame November 22, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. by cubba September 22, 2005
Get the Jordanmug. the coolest fckn bitch aliveeee ! she is pretty , and petite , and funny , and cocky in the good way (; , confident , outgoing , eats a lot but doesnt gain anythhhhing , typically a jordan is a girl who is quite a nice person to be around because she just brightens up the room . she makes you have amaaaaazing orgiiiis ! and , she is like , a good girlfreen , theeee best , (: she knows that when you suck diick , it should not be teeeethy ! she is just like perfect . and people love her no matter what , cause she always knows when to fight back and when to stop and apologize . people looooooove heeeer .<3 she's skinny , and has AMAAAAZING hair , and nice eyes . OH AND SHE DOES VERY NICE IN SCHOOL . VERY SMART .
by that one guuuy (; August 13, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan in most cases is describe as the most perfect male specimen that was ever created, however when Jordan refers to a female it's astonishing how perfect this girl is. She is beautiful but she doesn't know it, which shows how much she is not a self centered bitch... She smart and very elecqintly spoken, very hard worker and has all this potential in life... An amazing friend that will always have your back even if your 100% wrong and you never ever have to worry about running her mouth because she will take anything you say to the grave... Jordan is a extremely funny person and is a huge smartass which is perfect because she can give shit back to anyone anytime and anywhere,,,, basically a goddess to men and an awesome friend to women..... If you are not a Jordan you sure wish you were!
Gary: omg look at that girl
Peter: yeah she is beautiful
Gary: I'm going to spit some game at that Jordan
Peter: I called dibs
Gary: snooze you lose
A few minutes later....
Peter: how did it go with the Jordan
Gary: funny thing is that's her name
Peter: yeah she is beautiful
Gary: I'm going to spit some game at that Jordan
Peter: I called dibs
Gary: snooze you lose
A few minutes later....
Peter: how did it go with the Jordan
Gary: funny thing is that's her name
by Eggplanteater69 June 13, 2013
Get the Jordanmug.