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Jonny Craig

by Ombalompa January 2, 2020
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Jonni

Shit Jonni has my child
by Negger 23 January 30, 2020
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jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.
by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005
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jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.
by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004
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Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.
Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.
by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005
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Jonny Wright

Noun.

A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.

A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
To act like Jonny Wright would be a terrible mistake in any situation.
by Nature and karma November 27, 2021
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jonny davis

a very very very very hot and sexy man, who is brave, bold and strong. He is fast and loves dogs. He gets all of the ladies and money :)

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-Dr. Zoidberg :)
look at the handsome man over there that must be a jonny davis
by melhascowaids July 21, 2018
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