Jock

A person in high school who is popular good at sports spoiled and beats on nerds and bandies

Wow, I wish I was a jock.

by cookietackle March 27, 2009

Jock

A slang term for a Scottish bloke

"that moonhead is a real jock"

by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

jocking

To Hit up on someone(usually gurlz)
AKA Get a lot of girls

Cruzin down the street in my '64 Jocking the Bitches slaping the hoes - by Eazy-e

by STR8 outha Compton October 9, 2005

Jock

Thhey have no life, they think they are tuff cuz they play football

John - omg he doesnt like me im gonna beat him up

by Fagot November 9, 2004

Jock

A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.

Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?

by 15 Inch Dick January 21, 2005

Jock

An athlete either in high school or middle school who dates other “popular girls” and abuses their power to bully others in submission

J: Bro that jock Scott started dating that hot girl Angela the other day and I heard he beat up a geek kid for not giving him his lunch money. Man what an asshole he is.

by Lil dopey September 2, 2019

Jock

A dumbass who plays football all day, gets low grades, and who thinks he is a true athlete. After high school, he ends up as a cashier in Tesco, and cannot understand why he isn't playing for England in the world cup.

Other things:
-Only dates slutty girls
-Parents are rich idiots
-Eats loads but never gets fat.

Jock: Hey Mate. Wanna play some "footy" lad?
Normal person: No thanks..I'm quite busy...
Jock: I guess some people just can't play football...
Normal person: Keep your thoughts to yourself!
Jock: (In a Retarded tone) Awww! Are ywou cwying!?
Normal person: Ffs...
Jock:..............I only cry sweat........
Normal person: OH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID JOCK!

by lololvoikoakek January 5, 2010