Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
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Most people will say "Jou yster!" But André has exceeded that and become Jyster..
Most people will say "Jou yster!" But André has exceeded that and become Jyster..
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Jesteena is such a good friend
by unicornsandrainbows111 August 25, 2021
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She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.
by Ally B May 19, 2004
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He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.
He's Awesome
He's also a ladies man!
He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.
He's Awesome
He's also a ladies man!
by KKBIRD March 10, 2011
Get the Jesser mug.The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006
Get the jeeter mug.A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.
(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)
(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)
Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!
Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.
Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.
Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.
Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.
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