by J.o.e.y. February 15, 2011
A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
by Chokiecat February 04, 2018
Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.
by Johnny132435 January 29, 2011
When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy
"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"
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by The Midget December 21, 2004
by AZGator July 02, 2009
Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.
by Yung Drizzy July 29, 2009