If you first meet a Jordan. He can be a total weirdo. But he can actually be really nice funny, caring and loyal to his friends. A Jordan is a positive person who would do anything to make his friends happy. He is usually really funny an caring. If you ever meet a Jordan, Do not miss the opportunity to be his friend. He can be one of the best friends you have ever had!
"OMG! That dude is SOOO funny! He HAS to be a Jordan!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
by TiaLuvsDonuts August 21, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi
"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
by maximussy April 28, 2021
Get the jordanmug. Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .
by cookie hahah August 20, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a beautiful person. He will love u forever and actually mean it. He will treat u how ur supposed to be treat and no matter how u act he will never leave. Jordan can be a pain some times but u will still love him. He is smart, sweet, young, breath taking, cute, hardly annoying, very curious, adventurous, funny, and the most important thing in ur life. Jordan will be there to hold u and comfort u on the worst days. He wouldn’t leave u for another girl unlike Landon’s. If Jordan is ur boyfriend u shouldn’t let him go because once he’s gone u won’t know what to do with urself. Jordan is ur best friend but also ur soul mate.
Alexis: hey
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)
Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)
Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.
by Jordan’s gf September 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. "Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
by AgentOnion March 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a really confuzzling guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to feelings. He leads you on just to leave you on read while he chases an ex girlfriend. He's hot, tall, has brown hair, and has beautiful hazel eyes. But don't let him fool you, he will ignore you completely after talking to you for two days.
1. Don't be a Jordan and text your girl
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings
by Jordans_biggest_regret June 24, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.