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Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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Jesus

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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Jesus

Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?
Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!
by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
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Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
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Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019
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Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you
by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020
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