Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. von ov Israel is satanic com group found in Israel saw them on Roblox but I don't know the leader or when it was made
by Xxjames September 24, 2025
Get the von ov Israelmug. Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Israel is the only colonialism recorded in world history in which the coloniser not only takes the land but also steals the history of the original people. This is particularity due to the fact that this coloniser does not come from a people as in classical colonialism but from a European political movement (zionism) that seeks to transform itself into a people.
In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.
Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.
In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.
In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.
Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.
In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.
Colonialism in israel is a slow but sure card to wipe out the Palestinian Semitic people and zionism seeks to snatch away and expel from history, the heritage and contribution of the Palestinian people, these are methods of extermination.
Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.
Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.
by genderfluid yid June 3, 2025
Get the Israelmug. Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.
by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.
by I got israeled November 21, 2023
Get the israeledmug.