noun/verb
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
Get the Reverse-Israelmug. When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.
by Dr. Palestine January 25, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Stealing something that isn't for you, and then play the victim 7/24, oh also to remain everyone about fake genocides that happened to your kind in the past like the Holocaust.
Person 1: dude, Israel israeled Palestine.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.
by The Ununderstandable January 26, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. 
by bid13 July 9, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
Get the israelmug. by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024
Get the Israelingmug.