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Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.
"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.
by Napster August 22, 2006
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Fighting Irish

Refers to when the supreme alpha male in your school receives a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame. One might confuse them with an Irish teacher with the last name Wilson, but to differentiate, the supreme alpha male will fist both the asshole and the pussy, not just the pussy. Likewise, when referring to one as a Fighting Irish, he must be excellent at destroying beds in bedwars.
Jwil: Did you see that kid who got the full ride to University of Notre Dame?

Dwil: Yes, I did.

Jwil: Now he thinks he's more Irish than us. This is just not okay.

Dwil: Damnit! Now we cannot seduce anymore women because of his bedwars abilities and his Irish jig dance.

Jwil: Although he has take our potatoes, I cannot help but admire what a Fighting Irish he is.
by Berger's Burgers May 8, 2021
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irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.
by david36 November 11, 2008
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irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.
Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!
by Jay King December 7, 2006
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irish charm

Mainly used to explain a characteristic trait of Irish Men. This is used to explain the charming way in which they approach others, especially women. It ranges from a pleasant smile, twinkle in their bright (often bright green or blue) eyes, or being chivalrous and pleasant in tone and body language.
"a man's irish charm could win over any lass"
"Arriving from Ireland, Carr joins Michael’s criminal world and uses his good looks and Irish charm to get what he wants, using merciless violence when things don’t go his way."
"it's hard to stay upset at a man with so much irish charm"
by Nic Williams February 8, 2008
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Irish girl

Irish girls are pale, and have light eyes. Usually light blue or green.
They are extremely beautiful and attract attention wherever they go.

They are incredibley intelligent and successful.

They normally have no bum, but they do have boobs.

They LOVE to party

If you find yourself an irish girl, keep her and never let go. You will never get a better girl.
"I think I'll ask out that irish girl"
"Good luck, everyone is after her"
by Ryanybohy December 20, 2014
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Poor and Irish

A hatless person in Team Fortress 2. Used by the TF2 writers and blogs to describe any player who has not yet had a hat drop for them, or has not earned the simplest of hats, the Ghastly Gibus.
I dominated you, covered you in jarate, then sapped your entire sentry nest, and do you know why? It's because I have a Towering Pillar of Hats, and you are Poor and Irish
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