Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.
- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!
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Get the text-to-bang index mug.How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
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A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.
Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
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n.
Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.
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Middle English integrite, from Old French, from Latin integrits, soundness, from integer, whole, complete. See tag- in Indo-European Roots.
n.
Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.
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Middle English integrite, from Old French, from Latin integrits, soundness, from integer, whole, complete. See tag- in Indo-European Roots.
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