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text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.
- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!
by GDaSL December 1, 2011
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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.
Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
by Pareta May 13, 2017
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integrity

in·teg·ri·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-tgr-t)
n.
Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.


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Middle English integrite, from Old French, from Latin integrits, soundness, from integer, whole, complete. See tag- in Indo-European Roots.
Man, that Jason has zero fucking integrity.
by Frosted Donut October 24, 2003
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Integrity violator

One who is untrue, dishonest, and without morals.
Mark Fender: "I am the Georgia state wrestling champion."

Mark Fender would be the "integrity violator"
by beanerxor April 25, 2008
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inexplicable

It's like... umm.. sort of like a ... hmm.. it's... it's a word that is used when you.. uhh... ok sorry, it's hard to explain.
Inexplicable things:
Who assassinated...
Enigmas...
by awesofrickintastic September 6, 2007
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integrititties

Natural, non-augmented breasts.
Pamela Anderson does NOT have integrititties.
by cirrocumulus January 3, 2009
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