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Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.
Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.
by mzahra1 February 15, 2013
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Instagram

Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.
Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
Photgrapher: *FACEPALM*
by Kaypea June 9, 2011
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instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend
Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!
by classyyhoe October 19, 2017
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Instagram Boi

A boy who is frequently on Instagram , and posts female or metrosexual esq. photos, such as selfies, inspirational quotes, and so on.
"Did you see Richard's post?"

"I know, what a lame ass instagram boi."
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Instagram

A photo-sharing platform and app used mainly for its post-processing filters and effects. Intragram's user base consists mainly of hipsters.

Instragram is the early 2010s version of the "sepia pandemic" of the late 1990s and early 2000s, when digital cameras were considered new and their users applied the sepia filter gratuitously.
"Take a look at this 1980s polaroid of graffiti that someone scanned!"

"Dude, that's just an Instagram photo of a wall in downtown Toronto in 2013."
by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013
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instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.
Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!
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Instagram Stories

A app where you repost your Snapchat Stories.
Make sure you repost your Snapchat on Instagram Stories.
by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017
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