Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom

I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed

by Scythoroast December 4, 2019

more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Prince Innocence

Receiving anal sex with a strap-on pegging from a large woman.

"They went back to his place she gave him a prince innocence"

by Dr. Mark Shopowitz March 9, 2016

Innocence

Someone who says they didn't kill a man and actually didn't

This mans innocence has been proven.

by Olive Oil 98 November 13, 2017

Jesse innocent

Jesse is a nig..... niglected child he has a tash he is very nice.

You are a Jesse innocent

Jesse innocent meaning a child who is niglected

by Chazmataz pussydestroyer November 20, 2019