iiPod

imitation iPod

Because if you namedrop any brand other than iPod you will only cause looks of confusion. Therefore by refering to your MP3 player as an iiPod, at best they will think you said iPod and at worst they will think you have a stutter.

Girl: "I'm just sitting at home listening to my iPod"

Boy: "Yeah, me too, I have my iiPod on shuffle"

by Ryanachronism January 14, 2008

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

The IMPEDE Continuum

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

import

fix up a cheap import and make friends instantly. usually people who cant compete intellectually with others squirm their way into the import scene. easiest way to make other meathead friends and compete with other bottomdwelling grunts.

that fool got in the import scene cuz he dont got no real hobbies that require real skill and knowledge.

by ben_wallace November 30, 2003

Impede

Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

"OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!"

by Unit2465 August 3, 2015

mission imposible

When a girl sucks your dick and balls at the same time.

Man, that chick was sooo good at giving head, she was able to complete the mission imposible.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 24, 2004