my humps

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.

"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.

by Shaniquababe June 02, 2007

Air Hump

Humping the air around you

A Omar is dat nigga fuckin da wall
Na he air humpin

by zachisdagangbanger August 14, 2011

Prison Hump

To have Anal Sex without any lube as they would in prison.

Oh man, last night I gave this fine bitch a prison hump, she screamed fer mercy.

by prison gaurd 500 April 04, 2005

eye-humping

to lustfully stare at a person

I'm not a jealous guy, but I don't appreciate it when cats be blatantly eye-humping my girl.

by Seleezie May 11, 2004

hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.

Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.

by TheLovelySwampMonster February 25, 2010

hump game

term used to represent "skills in bed," usually used by douchebags or straight up badasses

"yo shorty over there givin me the look. ima holla at her a lil bit since she tryna see my hump game"

"yo bitch my hump game be proper"

by jbay4 August 07, 2009