hovercrap

To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.

Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap

by TheJackal January 16, 2004

Hoerrupted

A world corrupted with hoes.

Man Jose AkA Chapin this world is being HOERRUPTED with all these hoes in this world.

by Hector Higuera June 11, 2006

Hovercrafting

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.

I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.

by Infamousduck January 21, 2013

Homer Simpson

an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family

Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!

by Angie Fu Fu November 15, 2004

Hever

A Hever is a very funny and outgoing person.Might have our annoying moments but always a fun to be around also a soldier and a Warrior never gives up and one of the toughest people you’ll ever meet also we a Don

I want to be a Hever

by Jacob Jospeh October 26, 2018

Homer

Homer Simpson, moronic head of the animated Simpson's family. Voted greatest American of all time (beating out presidents like Abraham Lincoln) in a UK poll.

*Homer after hearing the news* D'oh! Wait a sec... d'oh!

by Syckls September 2, 2004

hoeru

The Japanese word meaning to bark, to howl, or to roar.

Dog: *chases cat up a tree* "Hoeru!" >:O

Cat: *staring at dog victoriously* "Nyah!" :3

by xX-kutsuu-Xx September 19, 2009