Houston Texas

the armpit of texas

Houston Texas is home to the most underachieving national sports teams .

by ashesx June 20, 2016

Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

houston high

this is the richest ghetto school you will encounter. the rich germantown whities tryna act black all the mf time and this where all the plugs at. houston is a good school academic wise but DAYUM THESE KIDS DUMB AF.

oh she go to houston high? ew lol

by cancellationbitch August 29, 2021

Houston Astros

The game was thrown, but not by the Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros didn't rig the system, but some people do rig it with their machinations.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Houston Hooters Hot Wings

A Hooters girl put a rude customers hot wings in her vagina before sending to table in Houston Texas.

Bro did you hear about Houston Hooters Hot Wings? They got a new flavor only for rude chaps!

by NASCARFAN18 August 27, 2022

Houston Porcupine

when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron

Man me a betsy did the Houston Porcupine last night, and now she wants to golf

by dumpymchatfuck May 20, 2011

Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020