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hooker magic 

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.
Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

Hooker T. Washington 

Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.
Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet
Hooker T. Washington by cdawg91 November 4, 2010

hooker-fat 

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").
While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.
hooker-fat by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008

hooker foot 

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural
1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
hooker foot by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010

hooker casual 

Just as there is business attire for formal business situations, and business casual for social situations that have potential implications for business, so too is there 'hooker-casual' dresswear for those times when you kind of look like a ho' who's presently off-duty.
"If we're gonna go out to that bar, I'm gonna dress hooker casual."
"You probably shouldn't dress hooker casual to class today."
hooker casual by Erff December 3, 2006

Hooker Punching 

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.
Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.
Hooker Punching by Frank da tank August 23, 2006