hog-crouch 

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.

To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.

hog-crouch by hc22 November 17, 2019

Hog Mama 

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.

Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")

Hog Mama by nobaker December 20, 2019

Hog Bible 

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music

JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously

Hog Bible by Ktaei March 24, 2021

Hog Heaven 

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!

Hog Heaven by #1ABF March 4, 2021

hog leg 

the biggest fucking joint you have ever fucking seen

dude...that's a fucking hog leg...there is no fucking way we will ever be able to smoke that fat ass spliff!

hog leg by spliff master June 9, 2003

hog ass ugly 

Someone so incredibly ugly that you would sooner stare at the dried shit stuck to a hogs ass hole than look at them.

"christ on a bike, did you see that girl Dave was with last night?!"

"man, she was so hog ass ugly, I wouldnt even fuck her with Dave's penis"

hog ass ugly by Mirrorrim March 29, 2007

Hog Fuel

Alcohol.

Specifically, enough alcohol that you loose whatever inhibitions/standards you had, and you will bang a over weight to obese girl. The level of Hog Fuel consumed directly relates to the size of girl, the more Hog Fuel consumed the bigger the girl.

Mike, are you really going to bang that girl? She is enormous!!!

"Sure am! nothing a few more shots of Hog Fuel wont put me in the mood for"

Hog Fuel by Mark Braska October 25, 2011