Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 19, 2006
Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.
by hollowpursuit September 23, 2008
A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.
"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."
"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"
"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"
by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010
When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.
by Chipis August 31, 2012
Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.
A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.
A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.
by KDizzle75 May 08, 2020