That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

heeljob

The same as a shoejob (a footjob with shoes/boots on) but specifically with high -heeled shoes or boots of some sort. High heels are a sexual fetish object within themselves; a heeljob is masturbation of the male by a female using her high-heeled footwear as the only or main means of contact. The act generally puts the female in the dominant position as there are usually undertones of masochism on the part of the male. The experience is often enjoyed by the female and some will even reach orgasm themselves as the male reaches his climax and ejaculates. Some see it as an act of goddess worship, a sort of offering by the male at the feet of his goddess. Others see it as the complete humiliation of the male, as basically his precious life giving semen is only fit to polish their high-heeled shoes or boots; their own phalluses (the heels themselves) have won over his!

She felt her own orgasm rising inside her as the heeljob she was giving him came to an end and his semen spurted all over her new high heeled shoes!

by Mike Martlet July 3, 2005

Heewon

A strong weird tomboy girl, loves fighting and annoying the boys ;) she loves watching anime and being lazy... she absolutely thinks school is normal (mostly because she gets to see boys), but can be a nice girl and loves annoying and hugging people! if she comes you better run.. will end up nasty if you get her mad.

OH RUN THERE IS A HEEWON!

by AnonymousCatWeirdo.UwU October 29, 2019

hello

Knowing that this is Urban Dictionary, hello is a sex position.

So my girlfriend wanted it, and I gave her a hello last night. It felt amazing!

by 12yz12ab February 12, 2015

Hello Love

A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent

{ring ring}

Hello?

Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.

Oh! Hello Love!

by karidababithitter November 3, 2010

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004