Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025

Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

Jack Hewstone

He is a good guy. Kinda like his personality. Tall skinny funny can put nice accents. That's my guy

Jack Hewstone is nice

by Sofiarra123 December 17, 2018

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020

Fnaf Headphones

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.

Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.

for real man?

yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.

by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021

Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.

After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.

by DankHank808 April 25, 2023

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024