Alamo Hayes

Alamo Hayes is a cool person and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Bobert: Alamo Hayes is a person of awesomeness right man?

John: FUCK YEAH!

by HTTR_EganmadNoob™TF2_PS3_FJB June 26, 2022

cole hayes

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying

don't act like a cole hayes

by peptidebonds December 24, 2016

Mikayla Hayes

Mikayla Hayes is a emo mermaid

Did you know Mikayla Hayes was a emo mermaid

by ROARRRRRRER April 28, 2022

hayes

hayes is a striaght edge weirdo bro takes psychs thinks he's breaking through and then fw underage girls

why is that kid always at the show with minors oh that's jus what hayes does

by vampireglitterkat December 21, 2023

Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade

Stop being such a Coach Hayes

by google bobby man April 19, 2018

mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.

Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.

by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012