hatchet wound

The wound formed after being struck by a hatchet.

"My hatchet wound is bleeding like a bitch."

by B.Long January 21, 2004

hitcher

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

by holocausefate December 20, 2008

epic hatchet man

A psychopathic serial killer hero who saves the day cutting up villains like blocks of wood.

A hero who fight for faygo,wicked clowns,and justice

Its the Joker, its a clown, no its epic hatchet man

by Xandellus January 3, 2011

oozing hatchet wound

Female genital during that time of the month.

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".

by Adam Smith October 26, 2003

Bloody hatchet mark

n. A woman's vagina, with or without muff, at the bloodiest point of a menstral cycle.

"I was getting at this pig last night, ready to get my weasel wet, until I saw that bloody hatchet mark leaking like a sieve, so I chose to go around back and penetrate that turd cutter."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 26, 2004

hatchet job

1. (n.) A murder performed by a hired killer.

2. (n.) A political assassination.

1. Keith was muscling in on Toby's turf, so he called in a hatchet job on him

2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.

by instantR May 27, 2006

Josh Hutcherson

Perfect example of PERFECTION. Has ZERO FLAWS and perfect jaw!

jen: hey, do you know a guy named josh hutcherson?

layla: yea, he's perfection

by jhutchfan November 12, 2012