One who experiences an extreme fear of male beauticians, fashion designers, choreographers, hollywood, Keywest Florida,A&E, Richard Simmons, and any other collective group of individuals who requires modern science or DAVID
FUCKING CROSBY to keep from falling off the face of the
earth as the abovementioned collective group.
Being the homophobe he was, he chose not to pick up his wife from the salon as the sight of her favorite male stylist Sasha made him break off an enormous stink
pickle in his already too
tight briefs, resulting in
baby snicker launches, too and fro.