1 definition by Yucko
One who experiences an extreme fear of male beauticians, fashion designers, choreographers, hollywood, Keywest Florida,A&E, Richard Simmons, and any other collective group of individuals who requires modern science or DAVID FUCKING CROSBY to keep from falling off the face of the earth as the abovementioned collective group.
Being the homophobe he was, he chose not to pick up his wife from the salon as the sight of her favorite male stylist Sasha made him break off an enormous stink pickle in his already too tight briefs, resulting in baby snicker launches, too and fro.
by Yucko December 10, 2005