Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.

I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.

by CentralBeing December 19, 2023

Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!

by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020

Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.

"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"

by Foxish June 24, 2024