A guy with a very long dick and can fuck any girl he want. he will be rich in the future and is better than anyone 2k17
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by 500inchdick March 9, 2017
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what the griffin!?!?!
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griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
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what the griffin!?!?!
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griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
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by Sean&Rob June 28, 2008
Get the Griffin mug.adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.
You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009
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by this is not a joke January 26, 2015
Get the Griffin mug.A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.
by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004
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