Greep

The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".

"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."

by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

Chicken Gripper

Very Fat girls, due to the fat they eat a lot of KFC and grip the chicken. It would be very hard to get your arms around a chicken gripper.

"She's a real chicken gripper"

by RocketDan September 8, 2005

grep

To find a pattern in a given input.

grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."

by Josh January 17, 2003

greep

a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy

Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.

by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009

greep

Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"

He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.

by chitsb January 1, 2009

grappa

1.An old alcoholic beverage made from the remnants of wine-grape pressings (whatever was leftover, including stems, seeds, and skins). Grappa has been made in Italy since at least the sixteenth century. The first grappa makers were probably frugal farmers seeking a way to use up the leftovers from the winemaking process. Like balsamic vinegar and wine, the price goes up depending on the vineyard, and the aging process. Although grappa is a thoroughly Italian beverage, similar concoctions are produced in other nations, including the United States. In Spain it is aguardiente, the French call it marc, and the Greeks have their raki.

2.Is considered a grape spirit. After wine has been made, water is added to the leftover husks, skins, pits and stalks. The mash is fermented then distilled to become grappa. Grappa is clear, colorless and produced in Italy. Best enjoyed straight up in a cognac snifter, in mixed drinks and cocktails. Blends well with fruit juices, coffee, fruit liqueurs, nut liqueurs, cacao liqueurs, coffee liqueurs and cream liqueurs. Off the top of my head, Grappa is 70% alcohol.

holy shit that is strong

by jax January 7, 2005