shit grenade

a piece of shit that is flung across a room at high speed and hits a fan and explodes on everyone.

dude wtf that shit grenade almost hit me!!

by harrison kass December 28, 2007

grenade hopper

A person who hits on the ugly girl (grenade) of the group so that his buddies can take the rest of the hot girls.

The grenade hopper made it possible for us to date Amber and Britney, he's a real hero.

by Pujols May 3, 2006

Grenade Whistle

When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.

"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"

Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!

by Roddy92 January 5, 2011

fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick

One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.

by Jake January 20, 2004

genmay

home of intarweb drama, 20 page long threads about imaginary cars, and Varg.
see also: pen0s

I <3 genmay! I even posted once! They flamed me. Then I cried.

by .thieved April 21, 2003

Hand grenade pussy

Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.

"Was that one girl's pussy good?"

"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"

by The Infamous Tito March 9, 2010

Mexican Hand Grenade

When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.

Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 5, 2011