Gonzo

Gonzo

goh⋅n⋅zo

noun, adjective

A)-noun
1. A individual who is arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited, does not take criticism well, if not at all.

B)-adjective
1. A cocky person.

A)Ex. My brother is sadly, a gonzo, he always thinks he is right.

B)Ex. The gonzo Olympic swimmer did not finish the race, as he was very arrogant, and would not take advice.

by RektalFunk January 28, 2009

gonzo

gonzo someone with a big, odd-shaped ass nose

Scottie Pippen is definitely a gonzo.

by Alisha April 22, 2005

gonzo

The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.

When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo

by Papawood December 8, 2003

grody gonzolaz

when someone gets there blood wings

So you be a grody gonzalaz yet?

by Shaneekwa January 14, 2004

Gonzo

When your situation resembles gonzo's nose from the muppets.

Can be attributed heavy drug use, savage jungle bushs (inless your from the 70's) and or your just about anything that gets you going, but their is just somthing missing.

Cure: viagra, castration depends on if you a half full or half empty kinda guy...

So I was totally ready to go then she revealed her savage jungle bush and my junk went straight gonzo.

Shit, here bro pop these you'll be fucking fat bitches in no time

by His Dudeness the Duder February 8, 2007

gonzo

to throw a basketball as hard as you can into someone's face causing them to never want to play the sport again.

Chris: OMG-she went down like a sack of bricks.
Dave: yeah-she got gonzo'ed bad!

by Frank Bonich March 14, 2008

Gonzo

a man who is known to love promiscuous women and spend the majority of their adult lives incarcerated.

Man don't be such a Gonzo.

by billy danny dewitt April 21, 2008