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Going Shmorky

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Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.
"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!
by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017
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Going Solo

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When someone usually a man jerks off without any porn Internet or otherwise and subsequently has to use his imagination to achieve an orgasm

Also a auto biographical novel by Rouhl Dahl
Man I went on holiday last week to this place that had no Internet I had to go solo.

I'm going solo tonight

Why?

My parents were real mad with me so they took away my porn and turned the Internet off.

I'm going solo in a min

Man, you've got freakin iPads built into the walls and you're still jackin' off like a pilgrim
by Jumpin' Jack Flash1975 August 31, 2013
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going steady

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deciding to start dating someone.
me and alicia are going steady
by Zach B. February 11, 2004
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going steady

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I didn't know you and Milli were going steady?
by nit-pick February 9, 2004
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going skiing

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To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.
OK, you three guys are going to have to ride in the back seat, I guess one of you is going skiing.
by ss-ric November 13, 2005
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Going Shrimping

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When a man cums in a man or womens anus then uses a straw to suck the cum out.
I was going shrimping last night an it tasted like shit.
by neo420 March 23, 2009
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