Glimpse Hot

A name for when you see a girl briefly and think shes hot when really she isn't.

Ted: Damnnn did you see that chick? She was bangin'
Dave: Nahh dude, thats Marie, she's Glimpse Hot.

by NZBawss September 8, 2011

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

glomp

kind of a cross between a hug and a tackle. showing exctement to see one person. usually used in either a sexual or non sexual way. i run at you, all excited, expecting you to catch me and hug me.. basically i throw myself at you at very high speeds to say a simple hello.

me: *runs at you* *screams* CATCH ME!
you: *catches and hugs*

i like to glomp people with excitement.
"glomp" used as "greet and jump at"

by cay-oh! May 15, 2007

glomped

past tense of glomp

dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*

by mage wilson June 20, 2007

Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

glumpenshcramble

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022