Glen Benton

Glen Benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band 'DEICIDE' and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. Glen Benton plays bass guitar and sings and btw he PWNZz.

Bob Marley: Hey man...
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.

by Pseudonym?Hmm could searchhere December 22, 2008

gleeg snag zip

The term that, when said only once, the whole planet explodes.

Guy in chair: At least there isn't a term that causes the world to blow-up.
Character: Gleeg Snag Zip.
*explosion*
Guy in chair: I stand thoroughly corrected.

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 17, 2005

Glenbeckistan

The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.

"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."

by daecon May 20, 2010

Mad River Glen

Sweetest skiing destination this side of the Alps. Real mountain for real skiers looking to shred. Rocks and grass poke through the sweet white stuff just because it's more hardcore that way. Doesn't allow boarders because they ruin good snow.

Vermont's getting dumped on? Let's hit up Mad River Glen, no better turns to be had anywhere.

by frbrd March 6, 2011

Glenbrook South

Rival school to Glenbrook North, GBS kicks GBN's ass at pretty much everything. Especially football, since GBN decided to drop out of the district league because they couldnt win any games. Plus GBS actually has a few black kids. Glenbrook South is also known for throwing down sick rages. Home of many lax bros, the ultimate lax bro was inspired by this school.

-Yo bro, hear about Glenbrook South party last night?

-Yeah, it was a total rager

by The Brantford Winstonworth January 24, 2010

Glen Rock

Everyone in Glen Rock is insanely hott and fun. They are hilarious and aren't all snobby or pretend or anything. The schools are awesome and it's an awesome hang-out town! We've got awesome stores and everyone knows each other. There are no secrets in Glen Rock. If you have one, don't tell it. There aren't any bad people except for the ones who come from Paterson at night. We have 4 elementary schools, 1 middle school, combined with a high school. We have a really good faculty and the academics are very good as well as fun. The sports are awesome too.

Ridgewood kid: "wow this town has real people not fakes like Ridgewood."
Glen Rock kid: "that's how we do it here in Glen Rock. We're so awesome we don't need to pretend that we are."

by xxxblahBLAHblahxxx January 25, 2011

Glen Westlake Middle School

Oh Glen Westlake, how terrible that school is. It’s full of the preppy ass kids or ghetto ass kids. Not much of a in between. Some of the counselors are fine, but getting stuck with Ms. Fox could kill you. That school gave me both depression and anxiety. It’s full of future school shooters and druggies who would sell their first born for weed. You can get a detention for simply not having a pencil. Oh And don’t worry half your friends will have to go to either south or east, so be warned who you hang around cause you might have to watch your friends leave you at the end of the 3 terrible years. Westlake was probably the worst 3 years of my life and probably yours as well if you go there.

Person 1- “you went to Glen Westlake Middle School right?”
Person 2- “unfortunately I did. Damn that school was fucked up with it’s stupid ass kids and crazy ass teachers, thank god im out of there”

by Ummcusemeho February 18, 2018