gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

GAFF

Slang. Used in social media as an acronym for 'Give(s) A Flying F*ck'

no one GAFF about your your problems. I don't GAFF what you think about me.

by Merkavro February 5, 2025

gaff

to shirk your responsibility off on someone else. the action of having been gaffed

He gaffed the trash haul off on Spenser. Spenser has been gaffed.

by pork chomp April 14, 2021

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

Lezbo gaff

House of lesbians

Let’s book it to the lezbo gaff.

by Kippybitch July 23, 2019

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021