Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 25, 2022

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019

Gaff-cape

a bathrobe that is worn around the house

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells

by sixknee March 07, 2023

Bezzin gaff

The act of “bezzin the gaff”

Mike-Yoooo Wys

Man- Bezzin gaff an that

by Pimpnailslol February 04, 2022

gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 19, 2009

Gaffe

As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.

For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”

by Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe June 16, 2023