(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.
"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"
by choo mama December 9, 2008
Get the juice fasting mug.Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.
Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.
It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.
Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.
Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.
There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.
Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.
It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.
Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.
Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.
There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.
Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
Get the double fisting mug.The act of ejaculating on your hand and then punching someone with said hand.
(2)putting crazy glue on someone's fist and sticking to there face and or genitals.
(2)putting crazy glue on someone's fist and sticking to there face and or genitals.
Bro1:dude did you see me white fisting Bronson's face last night?
Bro2:naw but did you use glue or cum?
Bro1:my cum bro you know how I role .
Bro2: aw man I wish I his his face when you white fisted him.
Bro1:Man I love whiting fisting especially when it's to assholes.
Bro2:naw but did you use glue or cum?
Bro1:my cum bro you know how I role .
Bro2: aw man I wish I his his face when you white fisted him.
Bro1:Man I love whiting fisting especially when it's to assholes.
by GremlinsGastLighter69 October 11, 2015
Get the white fisting mug.grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".
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Get the oral fisting mug.1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.
2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.
2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.
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