loose pussy function

loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,

my wife has loose pussy function where her pussy won't make me cum anymore. what do I do?

by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015

functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.

The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"

by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008

functionable

Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.

Wow that purse is very functionable

by CJOII August 28, 2010

Funt

A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".

"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"

by Robert Beech February 11, 2008

cunny-funt

An easy to say funny cunt without the need to say the word cunt. (best used in classroom situations, or places where bad language is not accepted)

when someone mke fun of you or makes a bad attempt to make fun of you, you say..
Yeah ur a cunny-funt

by TheCat May 9, 2003

funtabulous

adj. fun, fantastic, and fabulous

Have a funtabulous day!

by Macy Livingston December 23, 2007

functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018