fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

Fugnut

A Fugly person who likes nuts

Don't be a fugnut

by TheQueen111 July 17, 2016

funbutter

lube

"Yo mamacita pass the funbutter so we can fuck."

by Shroom5799 October 11, 2017

Fundu

straight money.

Maine look at him he look lik fundu

by FUNDU- February 24, 2018

fungus dripping

The act of taking LSD and mushrooms at the same time

Guy: man I was fungus dripping so hard yesterday

Bro: Same homie been waiting all week

by Moonwolfe May 12, 2018

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017