Dark Funeral

A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.

Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.

by Santafanda October 9, 2008

Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

by PFUNK6 March 10, 2014

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021