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Fuckstick 

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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Fuckstick by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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Fuckstick 

The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.
Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”

Fuckstickery 

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
Fuckstickery by Molman14 September 26, 2025

Fuckstillery

The factory where all the fucks given are produced.
I just don't care about the nonsense anymore- the fuckstillery is empty.
Fuckstillery by Lindy918 March 15, 2026
A person who is an asshole that is also really dumb but acts like he is tha shit
You are such a cocky FUCKSTICK, I can't believe I dated you!

Count Fuckstickula 

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet
Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
Count Fuckstickula by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011