Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

chuckle my fuckle

to 'chuckle my fuckle' means to say something is really cool
it can also be meant in a sexual content

oh chuckle my fuckle and call me jimmy, you did not just say that!

or

he really chuckled my fuckle last night when we got up to naughty stuff!

by cactusbitch October 14, 2008

Fuckle doodle doo

Fuckle doodle doo is the sexual act of waking someone up by either fucking them or shoving ones dick into their partners mouth. For a woman fuckle doodle doo is waking a male up with a blowjob or by sitting on their face suffocating them with their pussy.

Yesterday I was woken up with a fuckle doodle doo.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

by kraiden December 9, 2017

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

by Chilner December 22, 2020

holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

by anonymous September 14, 2020