douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.

John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze

by FMCC December 23, 2009

Flag

Get the douche freeze mug.

Mr. Freeze

When a drunk guy gets all amped up to go talk to some chicks in a bar, walks over, physically interrupts their conversation and doesn't say a thing to them after. Meanwhile his buddies are laughing/cringing from across the room.

Brock crashed and burned last night, invented a new pick-up move called the Mr. Freeze that is guaranteed to fail. Blamed it on the crondo.

by NickInMesa October 25, 2009

Flag

Get the Mr. Freeze mug.

Below Freezing

When it's below 32 degrees farenheit or 0 degrees celsius.

John: "Dude, it's cold as fuck out here."
Randy: "What does the thermostat say?"
John: "2 degrees."
Randy: "Holy shit! It's below freezing!"

by Kreepo McJiggle June 27, 2011

Flag

Get the Below Freezing mug.

brain freeze

A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.

Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.

by Christine Pepe May 11, 2005

Flag

Get the brain freeze mug.

heart freeze

A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.

If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.

There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.

A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.

I just had a heart freeze!

by EmOsLuT69 January 17, 2006

Flag

Get the heart freeze mug.