Freckled Pennsylvanian

When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.

"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"

by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 18, 2023

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.

-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"

by bobby millerr May 10, 2009

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017