The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek

Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019

Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

Fortune cookie

Sexual position for females or males

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.

by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017

Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.

Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune.
Let the games begin.

by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018