The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
Get the American Fortune Cookiemug. by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the a small fortunemug. by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the fortunemug. When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
Get the Fortunate Sonningmug. The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
by Wavion November 28, 2023
Get the Boot Camp Fortunemug. The art or process of making wise, strategic decisions that lead to favourable or fortunate outcomes.
I'm fortuneering my fate.
by H.Wicks April 18, 2025
Get the Fortuneeringmug. A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.
What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.
by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021
Get the Fortunemug.