Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 19, 2018
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Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 27, 2018
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Daddy that birthdededed me
by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 06, 2019
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Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you
by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020
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If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 06, 2019
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Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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