Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019

Jesus

1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show

“Yo is that Jesus?”

“ nah it’s just Gabe

by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Jesus

EpicGamerPepper

That nigga is jesus fam

by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019

Jesus

Ewan McGregor

Jesus used the highground to defeat the Antichrist.

by Noobmaster6969420 August 26, 2019

Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me

Oh daddy jesus

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019