Fooding

An term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' that reveals the act of someone away from their computer, the act of which is the process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Also see Fooding.

John: "Hey, what's goin' on?"
AutoReply Jake: "Fooding."

by ukilledthecat July 31, 2005

foliage

the hair present around a womens vagina, often well kept, clean and attractive to be worthy of the term "foliage".... the antithesis of a jungle which implies a gross and untamed pussy.

"i enjoy anything that adds foliage to the punani area"

- Ali G

by Bryan and Carlos September 6, 2005

foobies

(noun; plural)

1. "Fake" or artificially enlarged breasts.

2. The opposite of "troobies," or real breasts.

Check out the ridiculous foobies on that stripper!

Take a peek at the foobies that old man bought his trophy wife.

by Luke Hibbs October 8, 2008

coolio Foolio

very cool

Yo, that shit was coolio foolio!

by cool guy August 13, 2003

foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.

Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.

by Joel67 April 19, 2009

foobie

A legendary dog. Black with white spots. Of springer spaniel and pointer heritage. Known to possess immobilizing cuteness.

What? Oh, the snoring is coming from my dog Foobie.

by The King of Dreams March 14, 2009

foolishery

When a fool engages in the act of foolishness

Miguel couldn't help getting into foolishery when he used his zippo after he farted

by Jorge L. June 23, 2008