Cop Fluffer

Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.

A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"

B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."

by baghdadmp June 20, 2008

tennis fluffer

A tennis hitting partner; someone who helps in preparation for the 'big match'.

I'm heading to the US Open. I think my odds are great and my tennis fluffer is just fantastic...

by YAWA January 31, 2020

Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.

"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?

by Capa March 28, 2013

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

EDM fluffer

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.

When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.

by Professor grandmaster G March 26, 2018

Farsund Face Fluffer

When you run up to a unsuspecting female, unzip your pants and shake your penis about in a fluffing fashion.

''I saw this gorgeous girl walking down the street, I just had to give her a Farsund Face Fluffer''

by Colonel Cracker August 23, 2011