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floorcest

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
by BKred January 5, 2004
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tore up from the floor up

Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.
I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.
by Eckstahesee December 19, 2003
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floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.
"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"
by FactRzerO June 27, 2003
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floor juice

The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.
To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.
by Prank Monkey December 16, 2004
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Floor General

an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches
Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "
by datBIGdawg317 May 2, 2010
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Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ
by laXfever34 November 30, 2010
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lower the floor

The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food

see also, raise the ceiling
That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.

He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
by RolDes19 October 26, 2012
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